What the World Needs

You know what the world needs?

Less agressive toilet paper in its public restrooms. I am thinking something 120 grit or above is manageable and not too much to ask.

And why so thin? Are you TRYING to sabotage my brief moment of rest? How can somthing so thin be so abrasive?

I'd raise my middle finger in defiance, but it is somewhat soiled right now.